Wednesday, December 9, 2009

If you like it then you shoulda gone and rim jobbed it

It's so cold out, it actually physically hurts.

I'm getting back into my gym routine, which had fallen by the wayside after the fallout with fucking Gideon. I had a rough go of it yesterday, and had to reduce the amount of weight on two of the machines and cut my cardio by ten minutes, but at least I got through pretty much my whole regular routine. And my body, in shock at being forced exert itself so, issued a revolt. I felt like I had to pooh and vomit at the same time. Delicious.

Isn't it something to think that someone had to teach you how to wipe your butt?

I'm finally getting a laptop and internet access. Leaping into the year 2000 with gusto and girth!

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