They make excessively ornate requests for their cappuccino/express/coffee orders.
They hold up the line counting out exact change.
They think of themselves before thinking of everyone else when they should think of themselves and everyone else.
They drive to the grocery store in gas guzzlers, but bring their own bags.
They jump to conclusions and blurt out responses before thinking things through.
They say, "I borrowed him the money" instead of "I loaned him the money". (nod to "Judge Judy")
They talk on their cell phones when they're on the bus.
They are loud when they should be quiet.
They speak when they should think.
They talk to children like they're retarded munchkins with a hearing problem.
They think Christmas is religious holiday.
They like to make generalizations about themselves that are inconsistent with their actual behaviors.
They don't know how to use commas.
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