Although it's raining, I'm taking my fat ass to the gym after work today. I didn't go at all last week, and it left me feeling like corpulent crap. With all the benevolence of Jabba the Hut.
In addition, my stylist was sick last week, so my haircut appointment was cancelled. Leaving me feeling like Chewbacca.
Jake Gyllenhal? Eh... I thought that was Jared Leto on that "Prince of Persia" poster. Jordan Catellano is way hotter.
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