I am more of a texter than a talker, so if you're going to call me and expect me to entertain you, think again. You have to at least lead off with something interesting. And I'll most likely be entertaining anyways since I'm a scintillating conversationalist, but if you're going to make me stop whatever I'm doing, mute "Judge Judy", pause the "Viva La Bam" DVD, and set my cocktail down, ya gotta give me somethin' to start off with.
Talk about yourself. Everyone loves to. And I love to listen to people talk about themselves--within reason--because I'm such a nosey person. I poke and pry, and ask follow up questions that veer on dreadfully personal.
But you gotta at least give it that old college try, lead off with an intro, make a start, form an objective, and make it seem like you gave it a little bit of thought before you decided to call my ass.
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